THE ATTACK OF THE CURSiNG CHAiN TEXT MESSAGES

Do you love God?
I DO.
Say, Lord I love You very much.
Pass this message to 14 people.
If you don't do this before 2011 ends, an important person in your life will leave you!
You are an important person for me, so I forwarded this message to you.  Don't think about the load credits you will waste.  It's just 14 people.
Please pass..

Seriously?!

Yet I received another of these infamous text message from my gullible friends.  And another one.  And another.  Same text message.  Different friends.  They have been passing the message around in the same circle of people.  Unfortunately I became an unwilling part of this shit.

Unfortunate for them their messages are arriving at a dead end on my phone.  I am not having any part of this shit.

I have already knocked the brains off my friends, simply because I want their logical side to straighten their thinking about chain messages, as well as free me the burden of receiving another one of these shit.

Shit. 

Just to be sure, they would reply.  You'll lose nothing anyway.  Your phone's on unlimited texting feature, right?

An important person in your life will leave you!  Sometimes it's like ..Or your mom will die, or you will have 10 years of bad luck.  Insert other curses here.

What a load of shit.

That, my friends, is an unwanted threat in a religious text message, which by then destroys everything good in the original purpose.  So in the end, it deliberately categorizes the whole message as blasphemous and completely idiotic.  Like a spiritual blessing turned into a Sadako curse, you have to forward it or else suffer the consequences.

Since I want to do something beneficial and help rid the world of morons, I am spreading this text message, and this goes especially to those who did a very bad move of sending me that cursing chain message:

Have you ever received those cursing chain messages?
So horrible that they threat your mom, your future, your love life, you dog, or your neighbor's flea if you don't forward the message to this certain amount of people?
I DO.
LET US STOP THIS NONSENSE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Send this to 5000 people that you care about!
If you don't do this in 5 minutes, you will unwillingly step on shit everyday for the rest of your life!
Please pass..