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    ALL THE CRAP iN THE WORLD

MA, THERE'S NEWSPAPER iN MY PORRiDGE


I first started reading the newspaper when I was 7 years old, damn young I know.

I know when the regular newspaper boy would arrive at my uncle's gate.  When he does, I would then rush to my uncle and beg for the kiddie section.  if he isn't home, I have to agonizingly wait for him to arrive.  My uncle hates it when I fumble the newspaper first before him, since my little hands would create dreaded creases everywhere on the print.  I would just have to wait for him to hand me my part of the newspaper.